Gore-obsessed high school dropouts eschew all concepts of talent to crash your party and fingerbang your girlfriend while they cum in your mom’s shampoo bottles. Five tracks of disturbing blown out noise from these notorious Arizona teens captivate and disappoint. Listen to this alone and you will quickly wind up in jail. Comes with a tasteful poster insert suitable for framing or holiday gift wrapping paper. 300 copies pressed, 100 on white, 200 on yellow. A split release with L.A.’s TEARDROPS Records. To promote the band’s live fiasco on the west coast, a numbered TEST PRESS edition of 50 copies with an exclusive 12 page booklet were sold soaked in the band member’s urine.

Listen to “All My Best Lovers Were Pre-Teens” & “I Ate Rene”: