1. Anonymous says:
    October 14th, 2026 at 11:28 pm

    Anonymous says:
    October 14th, 2026 at 6:58 pm
    Anonymous says:
    October 14th, 2026 at 10:34 am
    Anonymous says:
    October 13th, 2026 at 8:11 pm
    Sarcastically saying “Orange man bad” is identical to “Thanks Obama”, “buttery males”, and “But she had a weird laugh!”. Stop acting like the corrupt monsters who control our world are above all criticism. If you say “Orange man bad” you’re an unthinking, unamerican retard and you’re VERY VERY far away from being punk or alternative in any way.

    Its amazing that you actually took the time & cared enough to type all that out on Jerkbooth.

    Type all that out? Nigga it’s two sentences. Read a fucking book retard

    It’s three sentences.

    Three run-on sentences at that, but I’m the “retard”? Yeah OK.

    You don’t know what a run-on sentence is

    You’re all gay nerds


  2. Anonymous says:
    October 14th, 2026 at 10:54 pm

    I gotta say, after hearing some of these new Modern Man songs live and buying that super cool new tape (custom label maker labels on EVERY tape?!), I am honestly stoked for the LP they told me they’re recording early next year. I’m not saying they’re reinventing the wheel or anything, but there’s some serious talent and vision at work with these guys. Real musicians.


  3. Anonymous says:
    October 14th, 2026 at 8:35 pm

    Anonymous says:
    October 14th, 2026 at 3:17 pm
    Niggas really tryna flex by disecting sentences and shit. White culture is fascinating

    Nigga SHUT UP you are GREEN as fuck


  4. Anonymous says:
    October 14th, 2026 at 8:35 pm

    If you are Sugarloaf on Discogs, you are a fag


  5. Anonymous says:
    October 14th, 2026 at 6:58 pm

    Anonymous says:
    October 14th, 2026 at 10:34 am
    Anonymous says:
    October 13th, 2026 at 8:11 pm
    Sarcastically saying “Orange man bad” is identical to “Thanks Obama”, “buttery males”, and “But she had a weird laugh!”. Stop acting like the corrupt monsters who control our world are above all criticism. If you say “Orange man bad” you’re an unthinking, unamerican retard and you’re VERY VERY far away from being punk or alternative in any way.

    Its amazing that you actually took the time & cared enough to type all that out on Jerkbooth.

    Type all that out? Nigga it’s two sentences. Read a fucking book retard

    It’s three sentences.

    Three run-on sentences at that, but I’m the “retard”? Yeah OK.

    You don’t know what a run-on sentence is


  6. Anonymous says:
    October 14th, 2026 at 5:08 pm

    Anonymous says:
    October 14th, 2026 at 3:17 pm

    Niggas really tryna flex by disecting sentences and shit. White culture is fascinating

    Without a doubt you are the Whitest guy here.


  7. Anonymous says:
    October 14th, 2026 at 3:57 pm

    Anonymous says:
    October 14th, 2026 at 3:17 pm
    Niggas really tryna flex by disecting sentences and shit. White culture is fascinating

    Cock-Asian


  8. Anonymous says:
    October 14th, 2026 at 3:17 pm

    Niggas really tryna flex by disecting sentences and shit. White culture is fascinating


  9. Anonymous says:
    October 14th, 2026 at 2:07 pm

    Faggots


  10. Anonymous says:
    October 14th, 2026 at 1:15 pm

    im pretty sure varg had a crush on euronymus


  11. Anonymous says:
    October 14th, 2026 at 10:34 am

    Anonymous says:
    October 13th, 2026 at 8:11 pm
    Sarcastically saying “Orange man bad” is identical to “Thanks Obama”, “buttery males”, and “But she had a weird laugh!”. Stop acting like the corrupt monsters who control our world are above all criticism. If you say “Orange man bad” you’re an unthinking, unamerican retard and you’re VERY VERY far away from being punk or alternative in any way.

    Its amazing that you actually took the time & cared enough to type all that out on Jerkbooth.

    Type all that out? Nigga it’s two sentences. Read a fucking book retard

    It’s three sentences.

    Three run-on sentences at that, but I’m the “retard”? Yeah OK.


  12. Anonymous says:
    October 14th, 2026 at 5:55 am

    Anonymous says:
    October 13th, 2026 at 8:11 pm
    Sarcastically saying “Orange man bad” is identical to “Thanks Obama”, “buttery males”, and “But she had a weird laugh!”. Stop acting like the corrupt monsters who control our world are above all criticism. If you say “Orange man bad” you’re an unthinking, unamerican retard and you’re VERY VERY far away from being punk or alternative in any way.

    Its amazing that you actually took the time & cared enough to type all that out on Jerkbooth.

    Type all that out? Nigga it’s two sentences. Read a fucking book retard

    It’s three sentences.


  13. Anonymous says:
    October 14th, 2026 at 12:31 am

    Anonymous says:
    October 13th, 2026 at 8:11 pm
    Sarcastically saying “Orange man bad” is identical to “Thanks Obama”, “buttery males”, and “But she had a weird laugh!”. Stop acting like the corrupt monsters who control our world are above all criticism. If you say “Orange man bad” you’re an unthinking, unamerican retard and you’re VERY VERY far away from being punk or alternative in any way.

    Its amazing that you actually took the time & cared enough to type all that out on Jerkbooth.

    Type all that out? Nigga it’s two sentences. Read a fucking book retard

    You are brutally gay


  14. Anonymous says:
    October 13th, 2026 at 10:33 pm

    Anonymous says:
    October 13th, 2026 at 8:25 pm

    Gettin might political up in here whatever happened to ripping on Giallo?

    Seven Blood-Stained Orchids is a good one


  15. Anonymous says:
    October 13th, 2026 at 8:25 pm

    Gettin might political up in here whatever happened to ripping on Giallo?


  16. Anonymous says:
    October 13th, 2026 at 8:11 pm

    Sarcastically saying “Orange man bad” is identical to “Thanks Obama”, “buttery males”, and “But she had a weird laugh!”. Stop acting like the corrupt monsters who control our world are above all criticism. If you say “Orange man bad” you’re an unthinking, unamerican retard and you’re VERY VERY far away from being punk or alternative in any way.

    Its amazing that you actually took the time & cared enough to type all that out on Jerkbooth.

    Type all that out? Nigga it’s two sentences. Read a fucking book retard


  17. Anonymous says:
    October 13th, 2026 at 7:55 pm

    Anonymous says:
    October 12th, 2026 at 12:12 am
    Anonymous says:
    October 11th, 2026 at 9:13 pm
    Anonymous says:
    October 11th, 2026 at 7:32 pm
    nonymous says:
    October 11th, 2026 at 6:23 pm
    Anonymous says:
    October 10th, 2026 at 4:21 pm
    Anonymous says:
    October 9th, 2026 at 5:59 am
    anyone going to japan to that black metal noise fest next year=

    That lineup is not worth the 4 grand it would cost on that trip

    You’re retarded if you think it costs 4 grand. Did it for less than 2k last time and even less this time.

    lol $2k

    Yeah I’m not a poor faggot

    yeah man you’re cool! you went to the nuclear war now showcase in japan featuring all the cool bands from nwn and hospital productions

    did not attend but unironically that shit was must cooler than all the gay shit most of you like


  18. Anonymous says:
    October 13th, 2026 at 5:53 pm

    Anonymous says:
    October 13th, 2026 at 9:51 am
    Anonymous says:
    October 11th, 2026 at 4:35 pm
    I wore my Cadaver Dog shirt to the pumpkin patch

    I bet you had a nice time.

    I did we got pumpkins

    Did you get a PIPING HOT cup of cocoa before you hit up the corn maze?

    no the hardcore farmer lol let it go dude


  19. Anonymous says:
    October 13th, 2026 at 4:51 pm

    Anonymous says:
    October 13th, 2026 at 4:12 pm

    Sarcastically saying “Orange man bad” is identical to “Thanks Obama”, “buttery males”, and “But she had a weird laugh!”. Stop acting like the corrupt monsters who control our world are above all criticism. If you say “Orange man bad” you’re an unthinking, unamerican retard and you’re VERY VERY far away from being punk or alternative in any way.

    Its amazing that you actually took the time & cared enough to type all that out on Jerkbooth.


  20. Anonymous says:
    October 13th, 2026 at 4:12 pm

    Sarcastically saying “Orange man bad” is identical to “Thanks Obama”, “buttery males”, and “But she had a weird laugh!”. Stop acting like the corrupt monsters who control our world are above all criticism. If you say “Orange man bad” you’re an unthinking, unamerican retard and you’re VERY VERY far away from being punk or alternative in any way.


  21. Anonymous says:
    October 13th, 2026 at 4:07 pm

    Anonymous says:
    October 12th, 2026 at 7:15 pm
    WHY IS EVEYTHING QUEER FUCK! EVERY TIME I LOOK AT EVENT ITS ABOUT FUCKING QUEERS OR MENTIONS QUEERS
    IM JUST GOING TO STAY IN MY ROOM

    It’s seems you might not be fit for this modern world. Have you considered KYS? There’s no queers in the eternal nothing


  22. Anonymous says:
    October 13th, 2026 at 11:47 am

    cuck force


  23. Anonymous says:
    October 13th, 2026 at 11:35 am

    Anonymous says:
    October 12th, 2026 at 8:51 pm
    whoever said trans women are men is probably a faggot

    Ok singer from G.L.O.S.S


  24. Anonymous says:
    October 13th, 2026 at 10:41 am

    Anonymous says:
    October 13th, 2026 at 1:39 am
    Anonymous says:
    October 12th, 2026 at 8:51 pm
    whoever said trans women are men is probably a faggot

    I’m far left but trans women are men and trans men are women

    far left lmao


  25. Anonymous says:
    October 13th, 2026 at 9:51 am

    Anonymous says:
    October 11th, 2026 at 4:35 pm
    I wore my Cadaver Dog shirt to the pumpkin patch

    I bet you had a nice time.

    I did we got pumpkins

    Did you get a PIPING HOT cup of cocoa before you hit up the corn maze?


  26. Anonymous says:
    October 13th, 2026 at 8:57 am

    Anonymous says:
    October 13th, 2026 at 12:05 am
    Anonymous says:
    October 10th, 2026 at 7:09 pm
    Eating ribs is a better experience then getting my dick sucked

    Just cause one thing comes easy for you and the other is near impossible doesn’t mean the easy thing is better

    Sucking your own dick doesn’t count


  27. Anonymous says:
    October 13th, 2026 at 1:39 am

    Anonymous says:
    October 12th, 2026 at 8:51 pm
    whoever said trans women are men is probably a faggot

    I’m far left but trans women are men and trans men are women


  28. Anonymous says:
    October 13th, 2026 at 1:17 am

    Anonymous says:
    October 12th, 2026 at 3:26 pm

    Wiping your butt with dry toilet paper is just about the DUMBEST thing a person can do. Much better to wet the toilet paper with a splash of warm water first. This feels much better for the hole!

    Get a bidet


  29. Anonymous says:
    October 13th, 2026 at 12:05 am

    Anonymous says:
    October 10th, 2026 at 7:09 pm
    Eating ribs is a better experience then getting my dick sucked

    Just cause one thing comes easy for you and the other is near impossible doesn’t mean the easy thing is better


  30. Jerkbooth Super User says:
    October 12th, 2026 at 10:04 pm

    Punk niggas with BPD is ladies nigga


  31. Anonymous says:
    October 12th, 2026 at 9:11 pm

    Anonymous says:
    October 11th, 2026 at 9:52 pm
    Anonymous says:
    October 11th, 2026 at 4:35 pm
    I wore my Cadaver Dog shirt to the pumpkin patch

    I bet you had a nice time.

    I did we got pumpkins


  32. Anonymous says:
    October 12th, 2026 at 9:10 pm

    I can’t wait to see Don Caballero when they inevitably tour


  33. Anonymous says:
    October 12th, 2026 at 8:51 pm

    whoever said trans women are men is probably a faggot


  34. Anonymous says:
    October 12th, 2026 at 8:17 pm

    Anonymous says:
    October 12th, 2026 at 8:12 pm
    Anonymous says:
    October 12th, 2026 at 6:40 pm
    Anonymous says:
    October 12th, 2026 at 6:06 pm
    “Self esteem” by the Offspring actually rocks quite a bit harder than any Heritage song

    ok? sounds nothing like Heritage

    Ok? I didn’t say it did

    And why do you care?


  35. Anonymous says:
    October 12th, 2026 at 8:12 pm

    Anonymous says:
    October 12th, 2026 at 6:40 pm
    Anonymous says:
    October 12th, 2026 at 6:06 pm
    “Self esteem” by the Offspring actually rocks quite a bit harder than any Heritage song

    ok? sounds nothing like Heritage

    Ok? I didn’t say it did


  36. Anonymous says:
    October 12th, 2026 at 7:17 pm

    Anonymous says:
    October 11th, 2026 at 6:25 am
    Anonymous says:
    October 10th, 2026 at 11:26 pm

    Remember when conservatards thought Hilary killed Epstein and they were all about releasing the files, but then it turns out the files were full of Trump raping children so they quickly moved on? That shit was funny. They love when their team rapes kids

    So true, xister! Orange man bad. Let’s dye our hair to protest.

    Found one


  37. Anonymous says:
    October 12th, 2026 at 7:15 pm

    WHY IS EVEYTHING QUEER FUCK! EVERY TIME I LOOK AT EVENT ITS ABOUT FUCKING QUEERS OR MENTIONS QUEERS
    IM JUST GOING TO STAY IN MY ROOM


  38. Anonymous says:
    October 12th, 2026 at 6:40 pm

    Anonymous says:
    October 12th, 2026 at 6:06 pm
    “Self esteem” by the Offspring actually rocks quite a bit harder than any Heritage song

    ok? sounds nothing like Heritage


  39. Anonymous says:
    October 12th, 2026 at 6:06 pm

    “Self esteem” by the Offspring actually rocks quite a bit harder than any Heritage song


  40. Anonymous says:
    October 12th, 2026 at 4:56 pm

    Anonymous says:
    October 12th, 2026 at 12:52 pm
    Anonymous says:
    October 10th, 2026 at 6:59 pm
    The Heritage album is absolutely solid from start to finish. Jason outdid himself on the vocals, especially for a guy known for playing raw black metal. Cheers to these guys for having the nerve to do something totally different. There’s actually a lot going on song-to-song, each is unique and thought was put into how it all fit together as a whole. The lyrics are stellar. I love that it’s such a polarizing release. Also, it features the greatest living drummer, Ian Jacyzyn.

    100%

    Agreed. I wish I knew more stuff like it

    • The Offspring (1989)
    • Ignition (1992)
    • Smash (1994)
    • Ixnay on the Hombre (1997)
    • Americana (1998)
    • Conspiracy of One (2000)
    • Splinter (2003)
    • Rise and Fall, Rage and Grace (2008)
    • Days Go By (2012)
    • Let the Bad Times Roll (2021)

    I don’t get it, these sound nothing like Heritage


  41. Anonymous says:
    October 12th, 2026 at 3:26 pm

    Wiping your butt with dry toilet paper is just about the DUMBEST thing a person can do. Much better to wet the toilet paper with a splash of warm water first. This feels much better for the hole!


  42. Anonymous says:
    October 12th, 2026 at 1:09 pm

    A group of Geese fans is called a faggle yo