1. Anonymous says:
    June 3rd, 2023 at 1:52 pm

    Anonymous says:
    June 3rd, 2023 at 9:19 am
    That feel when your local DIY venue gets ruined by teenagers and alt-normie cringelords

    That feel when I disembowel you


  2. Anonymous says:
    June 3rd, 2023 at 1:43 pm

    Anonymous says:
    June 3rd, 2023 at 9:19 am
    That feel when your local DIY venue gets ruined by teenagers and alt-normie cringelords

    You can also post diy chicago too its fine


  3. Anonymous says:
    June 3rd, 2023 at 1:34 pm

    Anonymous says:
    May 31st, 2023 at 10:21 pm
    i’m sick of black metal, it all sounds the same. rec me some black metal where the vocals have some balls and don’t just sound like some dork rasping into his Tascam in the corner of the suburban basement band room that he calls his dungeon. gimme something where the vocals are bellowed with strength and power, like a berserker that’s just bested his enemy on the battlefield

    Hateforest


  4. Anonymous says:
    June 3rd, 2023 at 12:25 pm

    Anonymous says:
    June 3rd, 2023 at 9:19 am
    That feel when your local DIY venue gets ruined by teenagers and alt-normie cringelords

    Most of those teenagers don’t give a fuck what you think. Accept you’re old and irrelevant and move on


  5. Anonymous says:
    June 3rd, 2023 at 9:19 am

    That feel when your local DIY venue gets ruined by teenagers and alt-normie cringelords


  6. Anonymous says:
    June 3rd, 2023 at 5:24 am

    Anonymous says:
    June 2nd, 2023 at 7:00 pm
    Anonymous says:
    June 2nd, 2023 at 3:34 pm
    recommendations for bands that sound like the coneheads?

    Shut the fuck up you faggot

    Good answer, good answer

    No fags allowed in the jerkbooth


  7. Anonymous says:
    June 3rd, 2023 at 4:55 am

    VIOLENCE IS OUR WAY OF LIFE
    BROKEN BOTTLE SHARPENED KNIFE
    DON’T QUESTION GUILT OR INNOCENCE
    JUST SWIFT AND BLOODY VIOLENCE
    GET OUT OF OUR ONCE WHITE LAND
    YOU’RE AN ALIEN PRESENCE
    SO COME ON SCUM AND TASTE THE PAIN
    OF A RANDOM ACT OF FUCKING VIOLENCE


  8. CBR says:
    June 3rd, 2023 at 4:53 am

    Anonymous says:
    June 1st, 2023 at 4:54 pm
    CBR says:
    May 31st, 2023 at 7:47 pm

    Anonymous says:
    May 30th, 2023 at 6:15 pm
    If you’re under 21 or over 35 you should not be allowed at shows. Faggotry.

    I don’t know about straight up not allowed at the show, buy maybe not allowed in the pit. At least during the headliner. It’s tradition for old heads to stand stock still, arms folded, drinking beer in the middle of the floor during the openers. That’s also when the 14 year olds try to dance without getting totally bloodied. But yeah confine the main event to 18 to 30. Everyone else stand on walls during that time.

    Fuck that! I’m crowd killing all ya’ll niggas

    Old head crowd killing is go.


  9. Anonymous says:
    June 2nd, 2023 at 9:55 pm

    YOUTH ATTACK
    NEWS
    RELEASES
    INTERVIEWS
    BLOG
    JERKBOOTH
    LINKS
    CONTACT
    STORE
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    Name

    Email (will not be published)

    Anonymous says:
    June 2nd, 2023 at 7:00 pm
    Anonymous says:
    June 2nd, 2023 at 3:34 pm
    recommendations for bands that sound like the coneheads?

    Shut the fuck up you faggot

    Good answer, good answer


  10. Anonymous says:
    June 2nd, 2023 at 9:45 pm

    I’m getting sucked off in the warthog from halo and I’m crapping


  11. Anonymous says:
    June 2nd, 2023 at 8:04 pm

    Gilda Radner and Dan Ackroyd sound like no band humanoid.


  12. Anonymous says:
    June 2nd, 2023 at 7:00 pm

    Anonymous says:
    June 2nd, 2023 at 3:34 pm
    recommendations for bands that sound like the coneheads?

    Shut the fuck up you faggot


  13. Anonymous says:
    June 2nd, 2023 at 3:34 pm

    recommendations for bands that sound like the coneheads?


  14. Anonymous says:
    June 2nd, 2023 at 1:41 pm

    Anonymous says:
    June 1st, 2023 at 4:52 pm
    buttplug bejamin says:
    June 1st, 2023 at 11:27 am

    Anonymous says:
    May 31st, 2023 at 10:21 pm
    i’m sick of black metal, it all sounds the same. rec me some black metal where the vocals have some balls and don’t just sound like some dork rasping into his Tascam in the corner of the suburban basement band room that he calls his dungeon. gimme something where the vocals are bellowed with strength and power, like a berserker that’s just bested his enemy on the battlefield

    sounds like you may want to listen to death metal or war metal

    Black Metal is for wimps!

    Truly. If you outwardly like black metal im judging you harshly and just assuming you’re a closet incel with a porn addiction. Keep that shit to yourself.


  15. sean peeters says:
    June 2nd, 2023 at 12:54 pm

    Buffalo Poster, razorfade coreman
    There was a Buffalo Poster
    In the heart of Board Is Life
    Stolen from the Jerkbooth, brought to Board Is Life
    Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival


  16. Anonymous says:
    June 2nd, 2023 at 11:11 am

    How much money you think i’d make if i dyed my hair and told ppl my parents stopped paying my rent?


  17. Anonymous says:
    June 2nd, 2023 at 1:13 am

    Anonymous says:
    May 31st, 2023 at 10:21 pm
    i’m sick of black metal, it all sounds the same. rec me some black metal where the vocals have some balls and don’t just sound like some dork rasping into his Tascam in the corner of the suburban basement band room that he calls his dungeon. gimme something where the vocals are bellowed with strength and power, like a berserker that’s just bested his enemy on the battlefield

    Lamp of murmuur

    lol


  18. Anonymous says:
    June 2nd, 2023 at 1:12 am

    Anonymous says:
    June 1st, 2023 at 11:50 pm
    Anonymous says:
    June 1st, 2023 at 5:14 pm
    Anonymous says:
    June 1st, 2023 at 2:55 am
    Anonymous says:
    May 31st, 2023 at 6:42 pm
    Anonymous says:
    May 31st, 2023 at 12:39 am
    The marginally Rival Mob influenced shtick made by people whose favorite Youth Attack band is Hoax really is a fuckin bane.

    Upvoted

    like who?

    He’s describing all the warmed over chain punk bands such as spy and gel

    Bingo!

    oh yeah. it’s def a canker. also feels like i encounter a new one of these bands everyday from somewhere in the world. that channel felopunk really has zero quality control lol.
    also I thought this trend began happening because Gag started only playing capital H Hardcore shows a few years back.


  19. Anonymous says:
    June 1st, 2023 at 11:50 pm

    Anonymous says:
    June 1st, 2023 at 5:14 pm
    Anonymous says:
    June 1st, 2023 at 2:55 am
    Anonymous says:
    May 31st, 2023 at 6:42 pm
    Anonymous says:
    May 31st, 2023 at 12:39 am
    The marginally Rival Mob influenced shtick made by people whose favorite Youth Attack band is Hoax really is a fuckin bane.

    Upvoted

    like who?

    He’s describing all the warmed over chain punk bands such as spy and gel

    Bingo!


  20. Anonymous says:
    June 1st, 2023 at 7:21 pm

    Anonymous says:
    June 1st, 2023 at 4:46 pm
    Anonymous says:
    June 1st, 2023 at 11:46 am

    CBR says:
    May 31st, 2023 at 7:42 pm
    Anonymous says:
    May 31st, 2023 at 9:55 am
    https://youtu.be/-66nrfTVSXI

    Hahahahahaha peewee herman Oi

    Yeah I’m baffled. Dude looked like he was doing a tik tok dance.

    I’d like to dub this: “Pride Month oi”. Looks and sounds like people from LGBTQ world decided they should make an oi band cause, like, the scene is, like, overrun by nazis and, girl, we need to reclaim it.

    No the french are just gay

    After watching this video the first question is why use the French language? Assuming this band is another soulless and spineless creation by ex-have beens and former used-to-be’s and the content lyrically upholds the (((status quo))),, wouldn’t having lyrics in English be more fitting?;essentially the band wants an erasure of the French culture in Canada – even without stating it – so holding onto the gimmick of being “le French Canadian XD” is sort of counterproductive. Second inquiry is why don’t they have a token indian/arab bassist? Was sort of surprised when I saw it was all barista type guys and one who looks like a modern electrician (electricians are the biggest weenies in the trades), the lack of workin’ class Toronto Indiwas a missed opportunity by them to get a lot more pity praise. Do the Oxblood thing and make crappy music with a brown guy, you know? Overall horrible band, should play with the new wave of awful US faux oi bands, probably would blow up with the ex hardcore kids out here.


  21. Anonymous says:
    June 1st, 2023 at 5:14 pm

    Anonymous says:
    June 1st, 2023 at 2:55 am
    Anonymous says:
    May 31st, 2023 at 6:42 pm
    Anonymous says:
    May 31st, 2023 at 12:39 am
    The marginally Rival Mob influenced shtick made by people whose favorite Youth Attack band is Hoax really is a fuckin bane.

    Upvoted

    like who?

    He’s describing all the warmed over chain punk bands such as spy and gel


  22. Anonymous says:
    June 1st, 2023 at 4:54 pm

    CBR says:
    May 31st, 2023 at 7:47 pm

    Anonymous says:
    May 30th, 2023 at 6:15 pm
    If you’re under 21 or over 35 you should not be allowed at shows. Faggotry.

    I don’t know about straight up not allowed at the show, buy maybe not allowed in the pit. At least during the headliner. It’s tradition for old heads to stand stock still, arms folded, drinking beer in the middle of the floor during the openers. That’s also when the 14 year olds try to dance without getting totally bloodied. But yeah confine the main event to 18 to 30. Everyone else stand on walls during that time.

    Fuck that! I’m crowd killing all ya’ll niggas


  23. Anonymous says:
    June 1st, 2023 at 4:52 pm

    buttplug bejamin says:
    June 1st, 2023 at 11:27 am

    Anonymous says:
    May 31st, 2023 at 10:21 pm
    i’m sick of black metal, it all sounds the same. rec me some black metal where the vocals have some balls and don’t just sound like some dork rasping into his Tascam in the corner of the suburban basement band room that he calls his dungeon. gimme something where the vocals are bellowed with strength and power, like a berserker that’s just bested his enemy on the battlefield

    sounds like you may want to listen to death metal or war metal

    Black Metal is for wimps!


  24. Anonymous says:
    June 1st, 2023 at 4:46 pm

    Anonymous says:
    June 1st, 2023 at 11:46 am

    CBR says:
    May 31st, 2023 at 7:42 pm
    Anonymous says:
    May 31st, 2023 at 9:55 am
    https://youtu.be/-66nrfTVSXI

    Hahahahahaha peewee herman Oi

    Yeah I’m baffled. Dude looked like he was doing a tik tok dance.

    I’d like to dub this: “Pride Month oi”. Looks and sounds like people from LGBTQ world decided they should make an oi band cause, like, the scene is, like, overrun by nazis and, girl, we need to reclaim it.

    No the french are just gay


  25. Anonymous says:
    June 1st, 2023 at 11:46 am

    CBR says:
    May 31st, 2023 at 7:42 pm
    Anonymous says:
    May 31st, 2023 at 9:55 am
    https://youtu.be/-66nrfTVSXI

    Hahahahahaha peewee herman Oi

    Yeah I’m baffled. Dude looked like he was doing a tik tok dance.

    I’d like to dub this: “Pride Month oi”. Looks and sounds like people from LGBTQ world decided they should make an oi band cause, like, the scene is, like, overrun by nazis and, girl, we need to reclaim it.


  26. buttplug bejamin says:
    June 1st, 2023 at 11:27 am

    Anonymous says:
    May 31st, 2023 at 10:21 pm
    i’m sick of black metal, it all sounds the same. rec me some black metal where the vocals have some balls and don’t just sound like some dork rasping into his Tascam in the corner of the suburban basement band room that he calls his dungeon. gimme something where the vocals are bellowed with strength and power, like a berserker that’s just bested his enemy on the battlefield

    sounds like you may want to listen to death metal or war metal


  27. Anonymous says:
    June 1st, 2023 at 9:33 am

    Name

    Email (will not be published)

    Anonymous says:
    May 31st, 2023 at 10:21 pm
    i’m sick of black metal, it all sounds the same. rec me some black metal where the vocals have some balls and don’t just sound like some dork rasping into his Tascam in the corner of the suburban basement band room that he calls his dungeon. gimme something where the vocals are bellowed with strength and power, like a berserker that’s just bested his enemy on the battlefield

    Lamp of murmuur


  28. Anonymous says:
    June 1st, 2023 at 2:55 am

    Anonymous says:
    May 31st, 2023 at 6:42 pm
    Anonymous says:
    May 31st, 2023 at 12:39 am
    The marginally Rival Mob influenced shtick made by people whose favorite Youth Attack band is Hoax really is a fuckin bane.

    Upvoted

    like who?


  29. Anonymous says:
    June 1st, 2023 at 2:53 am

    Anonymous says:
    May 31st, 2023 at 10:21 pm
    i’m sick of black metal, it all sounds the same. rec me some black metal where the vocals have some balls and don’t just sound like some dork rasping into his Tascam in the corner of the suburban basement band room that he calls his dungeon. gimme something where the vocals are bellowed with strength and power, like a berserker that’s just bested his enemy on the battlefield

    hate forest. you’re a poser.


  30. Anonymous says:
    June 1st, 2023 at 1:24 am

    Anonymous says:
    May 29th, 2023 at 2:02 am
    Anonymous says:
    May 12th, 2023 at 12:35 am
    next YA! update

    Dickies Cut-offs 7″

    Something racist 12″

    Child Facial LP


  31. Anonymous says:
    June 1st, 2023 at 12:23 am

    Anonymous says:
    May 31st, 2023 at 10:21 pm
    i’m sick of black metal, it all sounds the same. rec me some black metal where the vocals have some balls and don’t just sound like some dork rasping into his Tascam in the corner of the suburban basement band room that he calls his dungeon. gimme something where the vocals are bellowed with strength and power, like a berserker that’s just bested his enemy on the battlefield

    Listen to battalion.


  32. Anonymous says:
    May 31st, 2023 at 10:21 pm

    i’m sick of black metal, it all sounds the same. rec me some black metal where the vocals have some balls and don’t just sound like some dork rasping into his Tascam in the corner of the suburban basement band room that he calls his dungeon. gimme something where the vocals are bellowed with strength and power, like a berserker that’s just bested his enemy on the battlefield


  33. Anonymous says:
    May 31st, 2023 at 10:05 pm

    CBR says:
    May 31st, 2023 at 7:42 pm
    Anonymous says:
    May 31st, 2023 at 9:55 am
    https://youtu.be/-66nrfTVSXI

    Hahahahahaha peewee herman Oi

    Yeah I’m baffled. Dude looked like he was doing a tik tok dance

    Roachleg consistently dropping the trash


  34. CBR says:
    May 31st, 2023 at 7:47 pm

    Anonymous says:
    May 30th, 2023 at 6:15 pm
    If you’re under 21 or over 35 you should not be allowed at shows. Faggotry.

    I don’t know about straight up not allowed at the show, buy maybe not allowed in the pit. At least during the headliner. It’s tradition for old heads to stand stock still, arms folded, drinking beer in the middle of the floor during the openers. That’s also when the 14 year olds try to dance without getting totally bloodied. But yeah confine the main event to 18 to 30. Everyone else stand on walls during that time.


  35. CBR says:
    May 31st, 2023 at 7:42 pm

    Anonymous says:
    May 31st, 2023 at 9:55 am
    https://youtu.be/-66nrfTVSXI

    Hahahahahaha peewee herman Oi

    Yeah I’m baffled. Dude looked like he was doing a tik tok dance.


  36. Anonymous says:
    May 31st, 2023 at 6:45 pm

    Anonymous says:
    May 29th, 2023 at 7:22 pm
    Anonymous says:
    May 27th, 2023 at 2:39 pm
    How do you social climb successfully? I’m trying to start a one word band name generic hc band to play a bunch of big shows on nothing but a 5 song demo after practicing for like a few weeks. any tips appreciated

    You just spelled out your recipe, so go it. It’s your life, do whatever you want. <3

    huh?


  37. Anonymous says:
    May 31st, 2023 at 6:42 pm

    Anonymous says:
    May 31st, 2023 at 12:39 am
    The marginally Rival Mob influenced shtick made by people whose favorite Youth Attack band is Hoax really is a fuckin bane.

    Upvoted


  38. Victor says:
    May 31st, 2023 at 1:16 pm

    Failures would do you more than just Fenatyl.


  39. Anonymous says:
    May 31st, 2023 at 9:55 am

    https://youtu.be/-66nrfTVSXI

    Hahahahahaha peewee herman Oi


  40. Anonymous says:
    May 31st, 2023 at 8:54 am

    Anonymous says:
    May 30th, 2023 at 7:18 pm
    Anonymous says:
    May 28th, 2023 at 2:26 am
    Anonymous says:
    May 27th, 2023 at 7:48 pm
    Anonymous says:
    May 27th, 2023 at 2:15 pm
    Man fentanyl sucks I got bored and decided to check ‘em out and man shits mid, you can tell they tryna rip off failures

    Failures played faster…and better. Also that stale pogo beat Fentanyl plays is lame, like their band name.

    Hahahaha Failures? Fentanyl is of the worst bands talked about here recently I can’t tell if you fags are serious. The music sounds like it was written by someone who got into punk in college. Safe and generic.

    Send music recommendations then please!


  41. Anonymous says:
    May 31st, 2023 at 12:39 am

    The marginally Rival Mob influenced shtick made by people whose favorite Youth Attack band is Hoax really is a fuckin bane.


  42. Anonymous says:
    May 31st, 2023 at 12:28 am

    Aitana Onlyfans when


  43. Victor says:
    May 30th, 2023 at 8:21 pm

    Most of the hardware on the market for cell phones is the new mghc ca$h money baby


  44. Anonymous says:
    May 30th, 2023 at 7:18 pm

    Anonymous says:
    May 28th, 2023 at 2:26 am
    Anonymous says:
    May 27th, 2023 at 7:48 pm
    Anonymous says:
    May 27th, 2023 at 2:15 pm
    Man fentanyl sucks I got bored and decided to check ‘em out and man shits mid, you can tell they tryna rip off failures

    Failures played faster…and better. Also that stale pogo beat Fentanyl plays is lame, like their band name.

    Hahahaha Failures? Fentanyl is of the worst bands talked about here recently I can’t tell if you fags are serious. The music sounds like it was written by someone who got into punk in college. Safe and generic.


  45. CBR says:
    May 30th, 2023 at 7:15 pm

    Anonymous says:
    May 27th, 2023 at 7:49 am
    Anonymous says:
    May 27th, 2023 at 2:03 am
    Anyone remember what the hatred surge/Iron Age raw black metal band was called? Had some cassettes and a vinyl comp of said cassettes.

    Strongblood

    Was tempted to buy their cassette off whatever shady site they were selling it off of. But fortunately someone somewhere (maybe a disczogs review) was solid enough to call out the site as a scam, i.e. they take your money and you never get the tape.
    Anyway, are we still talking about psychobilly? Or did that tranny rope itself already?


  46. Anonymous says:
    May 30th, 2023 at 6:15 pm

    If you’re under 21 or over 35 you should not be allowed at shows. Faggotry.


  47. Anonymous says:
    May 30th, 2023 at 5:31 pm

    Anonymous says:
    May 28th, 2023 at 7:39 pm
    Hola a todos, nuevos en el Jerkbooth. ¡Me encantan todas las bandas del sello y no puedo esperar a escuchar más!

    ¡Me alegra ver a otro hablante de español! ¿Cuáles son algunos de tus lanzamientos favoritos?


  48. Anonymous says:
    May 30th, 2023 at 4:58 pm

    Anonymous says:
    May 29th, 2023 at 2:34 pm

    Anonymous says:
    May 28th, 2023 at 6:46 pm
    The fact that people say punks and normies in 2023 is retarded.

    ok normie

    ok retard


  49. Anonymous says:
    May 30th, 2023 at 2:07 pm

    u guys are weird


  50. Anonymous says:
    May 29th, 2023 at 8:30 pm

    Just took a big dump and felt myself drop a few pounds. Everything seems better, maybe i’m not a fatass afterall yfm?


  51. Anonymous says:
    May 29th, 2023 at 7:22 pm

    Anonymous says:
    May 27th, 2023 at 2:39 pm
    How do you social climb successfully? I’m trying to start a one word band name generic hc band to play a bunch of big shows on nothing but a 5 song demo after practicing for like a few weeks. any tips appreciated

    You just spelled out your recipe, so go it. It’s your life, do whatever you want. <3


  52. Lovebooth says:
    May 29th, 2023 at 7:19 pm

    Fentanyl the band is mid


  53. Lovebooth says:
    May 29th, 2023 at 7:18 pm

    This alone is enough to prove reasonable doubt and exonerate Chauvin. He’s a political prisoner.

    LEAVE HIM TO DIE IN FRONT OF A FIRING SQUAD. ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS


  54. Anonymous says:
    May 29th, 2023 at 6:04 pm

    La Armada abandoned their homeland and rich daddies
    to decolonize punk in Chicago. Gayer than a creampie
    In Jane County’s ass.


  55. Anonymous says:
    May 29th, 2023 at 6:02 pm

    If having a good job and family makes me a normie
    while you masturbate to Cadaver Dog album covers makes
    me a normie, so be it.

    I enjoy my health care, nice house, and non-public transportation.

    Enjoy a genre that has been raped and commodified. “Punk.”