20. DAS OATH “Uber Alles Collection” CD

This beer coaster contains all the basic requirements for your average jaded late-twenty-something hardcore listener: lame uncollectible CD format, blocked-out artwork, and plenty of feedback-laden songs about how nothing in life has any point. To reach this nihilistic conclusion, it is recommended you first buy this release.

Listen to “I’ve Been Trying to Fuck My Life Up for Years” & “If You Feel Like an Enemy Come Follow Me”: