languid is horrid

Anonymous says:
October 4th, 2026 at 6:39 pm
What’s everyone gonna do with their $5,000 Trump check?

AF victim in pain 1st press

Thinking about hanging out at The Admiral more but I don’t like when the hoes come sit with me and pressure me. I just wanna look at their asses and pussies on stage

Anonymous says:
October 4th, 2026 at 6:43 pm

When I was 36 I fucked a 19 year old coworker. She used to FaceTime me from the bathtub and I would secretly screen record it all. I miss that crazy bitch

pics or it didnt happen

When I was 36 I fucked a 19 year old coworker. She used to FaceTime me from the bathtub and I would secretly screen record it all. I miss that crazy bitch

What’s everyone gonna do with their $5,000 Trump check?

Why shouldn’t I flip records and scalp shit for a living? That’s a tough one, but I’ll take a shot. Say I’m digging through a crate. Somebody puts a bonzer in the $5 bin, something nobody else can flip. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I flip it. And I’m real happy with myself, cause I did my job well. But maybe that bonzer was purchased by some asshole from the jerkbooth in North Carolina or the Midwest. Once they have that bonzer, they flip it again on Discogs to some poor some kid online I never met, never had no problem with, gets scalped. Now the label heads are sayin’, “Oh, let’s get the rights to this because it suddenly has clout and it’s prime for a repress” cause they don’t give a shit. It won’t be their kid over there, gettin’ scalped. Just like it wasn’t them when their bonzer got repressed, cause they were doin’ stint on the Warped Tour. It’ll be some collector kid from Southie takin’ it in the ass.

And he comes back to find that the bonzer he used to love at got repressed by the label he just forked over $400 to for merch. And the guy who flipped the bonzer to him is now screwing his girlfriend, cause she’ll date a guy who’s still rocking the “listens to Turnstile once” look in 2026. Meanwhile, he realizes the only reason he was into the band in the first place was to get pussy from girls who have moved on and are now trying to look like zoomers with big pants. And, of course, the record companies used the steam to scare up merch prices and jack up the cost of vinyl. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain’t helping my buddy who just wants to get a fuckin rekkid to either maintain the value he pays for it or be an affordable piece of media.

And they’re takin’ their sweet time repressin’ the bonzer, of course, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic engineer who likes to drink martinis and fuckin’ play slalom on the mastering board, and it ain’t too long ’til he hits one of the buttons while railing a line, deletes the original masters and kills all the bass on “…And Justice For All..” So now my buddy’s out of work and he can’t afford to go to the Haywire gig, so he’s got to walk to the fuckin’ dive bar for $1 PBR night, which sucks cause the food at the bar is givin’ him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he’s starvin’ for pussy, cause every time he tries to get his dick wet, the only blue plate special they’re servin’ is TERF bangs with their dad’s oversized Ozzfest shirt from 2003.

So what did I think? I’m holdin’ out for somethin’ better. I figure fuck it, while I’m at it why not just cuck my buddy, take his record collection, flip it for coke money, hike up the skirt of some they/them named Sol at a Chat Pile gig, bomb the Jerkbooth, go to a lesbian club with a baby seal, hit the crack pipe and join the next Mark McCoy band that never plays a gig? I could be elected Jerkbooth moderator.

Earlier I saw a tutorial on how to rape women

Turnstile sucks without shady Brady

This just in.. Music SUCKS!

Anonymous says:
October 3rd, 2026 at 6:56 pm

Anonymous says:
October 1st, 2026 at 2:46 am
Do you guys think we’ll still be friends after the jerkbooth goes away?

Let me tell you what I do know; every day, I log on to the jerkbooth and I think of the most vile shit to say. And we go out, we have a few shitposts, and a few racial slurs, and it’s great. You know what the best part of my day is? It’s for about ten seconds when I pull up the jerkbooth on my phone. ‘Cause I think maybe I’ll get up there and I’ll log on to talk shit about someone but the jerkbooth won’t be there. No goodbye, no “see ya later”, no nothin’. The jerkbooth just left. I don’t know much, but I know that.

Do you like apples? Well, you’re a faggot! How you like dem apples!

Anonymous says:
October 3rd, 2026 at 6:56 pm
Anonymous says:
October 1st, 2026 at 2:46 am
Do you guys think we’ll still be friends after the jerkbooth goes away?

Let me tell you what I do know; every day, I log on to the jerkbooth and I think of the most vile shit to say. And we go out, we have a few shitposts, and a few racial slurs, and it’s great. You know what the best part of my day is? It’s for about ten seconds when I pull up the jerkbooth on my phone. ‘Cause I think maybe I’ll get up there and I’ll log on to talk shit about someone but the jerkbooth won’t be there. No goodbye, no “see ya later”, no nothin’. The jerkbooth just left. I don’t know much, but I know that.

You know a lot my dear friend, you know a lot.

Anonymous says:
October 3rd, 2026 at 8:44 am
Haywire started as basically just a FSU psyop hardcore band and then they started saying they were skinheads for like a month and now they’re just pop-punk and on a major label owned by Warner Bros where does it end

You’re a faggot for knowing this

Haywire is still an active white power neo nazi group and all of that; I saw that they beat up random homeless dudes on the east coast, and even beat up Mark himself one time, could it be they are also looking for that dude Kurt Vile or whatever from that band Creatures or something, the dude randomly attacks white neo nazi individuals on video recording as a comedy act

Anonymous says:
October 1st, 2026 at 8:50 am
The fact you know who “spooky” is says you have double herpes

Or it says I live in Chicago, dumbfuck

Anonymous says:
October 2nd, 2026 at 7:57 pm
Anonymous says:
October 2nd, 2026 at 1:17 pm
We are so cooked

it does seem that way, the world’s biggest el niño on record and not a single person in power wants to do anything to prepare. climate change is really the big defining threat of this generation and we’re all completely checked out.

Fag

woke up with a y incision…

Just handed in my application to Cornell university wish me luck dudes

Since you’re an Incel Virgin I’m sure you’ll get accepted.

damn. dude doesn’t even slay pussy?

Oh I get pussy but it’s just better when they’re passed out. No wasting money on dates, no aftercare. Some people are just busy. It suits my lifestyle

Anonymous says:
October 1st, 2026 at 9:37 pm

Anonymous says:
September 30th, 2026 at 11:23 am

Anonymous says:
September 29th, 2026 at 8:16 am

At this point I think Prurient is AI generated.

Dom is one of the last real dudes left in what passes for the underground these days.

His recent output as Prurient is quite lacking though. Been a good while since the last time a Prurient release felt high-stakes. At least Vatican Shadow and Rainforest Spiritual Enslavement are arguably better than they’ve ever been.

Right the last good Prurient release was FNF. Creationist was OK but only had like three good tracks. Most of it was filler..

The Prurient / Masonna split album was excellent. But that came out around the same time as Creatonist, it’s not much newer.

We are so cooked

nuke california

Anonymous says:
October 1st, 2026 at 9:47 pm
Any good shows in NY coming up bros

NO

Anonymous says:
October 1st, 2026 at 9:04 pm
Anonymous says:
September 30th, 2026 at 4:42 am
There was a time when the people on this label would have their little books and zines and shit at Printed Matter, same era as when these guys were playing art lofts and shit. That was kinda cool.

Loft punk > mysterious guy hardcore. Only real losers know the difference, but I stand by it.

I don’t fully agree but dude, remember Wild Child? Good band.

Anonymous says:
September 30th, 2026 at 11:23 am

Anonymous says:
September 29th, 2026 at 8:16 am

At this point I think Prurient is AI generated.

Dom is one of the last real dudes left in what passes for the underground these days.

His recent output as Prurient is quite lacking though. Been a good while since the last time a Prurient release felt high-stakes. At least Vatican Shadow and Rainforest Spiritual Enslavement are arguably better than they’ve ever been.

Right the last good Prurient release was FNF. Creationist was OK but only had like three good tracks. Most of it was filler..

Anonymous says:
September 30th, 2026 at 11:23 am
Anonymous says:
September 29th, 2026 at 8:16 am

At this point I think Prurient is AI generated.

Dom is one of the last real dudes left in what passes for the underground these days.

Holy shit WRONG!!!

Anonymous says:
October 1st, 2026 at 2:11 pm

Just handed in my application to Cornell university wish me luck dudes

Since you’re an Incel Virgin I’m sure you’ll get accepted.

Just handed in my application to Cornell university wish me luck dudes

Anonymous says:
October 1st, 2026 at 7:15 am

Anonymous says:
September 28th, 2026 at 6:10 pm
Anonymous says:
September 28th, 2026 at 1:59 pm
Anonymous says:
September 23rd, 2026 at 4:58 pm
Anonymous says:
September 23rd, 2026 at 5:45 am
best shit the YA! distro turned you onto?

What was that death metal band a while back? In my mind it’s called Clementine Voltage but it some words in a different language…

^I was being serious can someone please help me remember what I’m thinking of?

Gath Smane

Gath Smane rocks thank you for reminding me of them, but that’s not what I’m thinking of…they had a SoundCloud of that helps.

Find it yourself dork

Gath Šmânê fucking rules. I’m still missing some Blutige Magie stuff, but I have the Blutige Magie and Ancestors, but still need to track down the Clementine Vulvate and Nocnitsa releases. I forget who ran Blut again? The summer of Gath?

Ian Jacyszyn

Anonymous says:
September 28th, 2026 at 6:10 pm
Anonymous says:
September 28th, 2026 at 1:59 pm
Anonymous says:
September 23rd, 2026 at 4:58 pm
Anonymous says:
September 23rd, 2026 at 5:45 am
best shit the YA! distro turned you onto?

What was that death metal band a while back? In my mind it’s called Clementine Voltage but it some words in a different language…

^I was being serious can someone please help me remember what I’m thinking of?

Gath Smane

Gath Smane rocks thank you for reminding me of them, but that’s not what I’m thinking of…they had a SoundCloud of that helps.

Anonymous says:
September 29th, 2026 at 8:16 am
At this point I think Prurient is AI generated.

I haven’t listened to anything he’s done in years, but I believe you.

Gath Smane

Gath Šmânê fucking rules. I’m still missing some Blutige Magie stuff, but I have the Blutige Magie and Ancestors, but still need to track down the Clementine Vulvate and Nocnitsa releases. I forget who ran Blut again? The summer of Gath?

Anonymous says:
September 29th, 2026 at 2:56 pm
Anonymous says:
September 29th, 2026 at 2:26 am
Anonymous says:
September 27th, 2021 at 12:33 pm
Remember when that girl tried to get Rectal Hygienics cancelled because she had a dream that they wrote a mean song about her?

Who did this?

That would be Spooky, the legendary Chicago try-hard punisher. Accusing RH of writing a song about her was peak green eyebrows activities

She wasn’t the only retard from that era who tried to get that band cancelled.